Ultima Parody Songs



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"Don't Bank So Close To Me"
(lyrics by Bim, performance by Midas)

young newbie - the subject of thieving fantasy
he snoops her so quickly - and spots her large boat key
she's banking - don't notice - this girl's an open pack
he recalls to her ship now - he just stole half her sack

Don't Bank - Don't Bank So
Don't Bank So Close To Me
Don't Bank - Don't Bank So
Don't Bank So Close To Me

her guildmate's so pissed now - she knows how Orders get
sometimes it's not so easy - they have a dragon pet
they're searching - he's stealthing - he laughs until he cries
he takes one step too many - he reappears and dies

Don't Bank - Don't Bank So
Don't Bank So Close To Me
Don't Bank - Don't Bank So
Don't Bank So Close To Me



Based upon, with the utmost respect for and apologies to:
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" - The Police


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