"Hey Dewd"
(lyrics and performance by Midas)

hey dewd, don't make it bad
take your playstyle, and make it better
remember to let it into your heart
then you can start to roleplay better

hey dewd, don't be afraid
you were made to play UO better
the minute you're in your character's skin
then you begin to roleplay better

and anytime you're causing pain, hey dewd, refrain
you know you want someone to drink ale with
and what is with that crazy way you speak today?
try adding an 'eth' to words you sayeth

hey dewd, don't make it badeth
take your playstyle, and make it bettereth
remember - get in your character's skineth
then you begineth to roleplay better

bwahahahahahaha hahahaha hey dewd
bwahahahahahaha hahahaha hey dewd
bwahahahahahaha hahahaha hey dewd
bwahahahahahaha hahahaha hey dewd