Ultima Parody Songs



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"Just a Thief Ya Know / I Will Loot Your Body"
(lyrics and performance by Midas)

I'm just a thief ya know, and everywhere I go people hate the part I'm playin
I'm seldom wearing pants when I do the death-scream dance, "oOOooooOo" - "what's he sayin?"
but there will come a day when you will pass away, screamin "won't someone res me??"
when your end comes I'll go, cause I'm just a thief ya know, and your loot goes home with me

'cause ...

I will loot your body - your body - loot for me - your body - your body - loot for me
I'm so rich, yet lonely - rich & lonely, rich & lonely
won't some role-playin mama come picnic with me, cause I ain't so bad

I've been looting baby - ooooh, so lonesome
lootin-britannia-the-guards-wanna-ban-ya-you'd-think-that-i'm-sorry-well-guess-what-i'm-not

I will loot your body - your body - loot for me - your body - your body - loot for me
I'm so rich, yet lonely - rich & lonely, rich & lonely
won't some role-playin mama come picnic with me, cause I ain't so bad

I've been looting now baby - so quick and stealthy all of the time
looting on the beat - only on the beat
it's been long and lonely
in the dungeon, and the city, and the desert, and the jungle
I'll loot your body, ya know
I will loot your body (your body)
your body (your body)
your body (your body)
whose body? (my body)

your body - your body's loot for me



Based upon, with the utmost respect for and apologies to:
"Just a Gigilo / I Ain't Got Nobody" - David Lee Roth


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