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"Going To Trammel"
(lyrics by Bim, performance
by Midas)
And please take a second to go
to Ed McManus for a special
Music Video of this song!
Just click "Movies" on the left
side of the page when you get there, and look for "Trammel"!
Reluctantly crouched as the monitor
blinks,
Telephone dialing and buzzing
in sync.
ISP attaches, the patch loads
up.
ICQ beeps he responds "Whazzup?".
He deftly maneuvers and muscles
for rank,
Spots filling fast at the West
side bank.
Armor and hally, his reg bag
is filled,
with 50 of each off a newbie
he killed.
As he speeds to the crossroads,
the smack goes down.
The ghosts show up and they
go back to town.
The crossroads are empty except
for one dood,
Still hooting and looting just
leaving some food.
The sun has gone down and the
moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with
your stuff.
But he's banking and selling
and counting your gold.
You got PK'd by a kid...who's...12...years...old.
He's doing Felucca.
He wants PvP.
He's all alone (all alone) all
alone
In his time of need.
Because he's casting and blasting
and plotting Corp Por's,
He's fighting igniting and riding
on his horse,
You're going to Trammel...
No looting, no fighting, no kill-steal,
no whine,
You're hunting some monsters
when you got the time.
Going to the dungeons of Shame
and Destard,
Assail them, impale them, it's
really not hard.
Got a healer in the party, he's
fixing your wounds,
A bard helps you out with some
peacemaking tunes.
And you're laughing and drinking
and splitting the loot,
You nitpick and picnic and try
to act cute.
The sun has gone down and the
moon has come up,
And long everyone banked all
their stuff.
But you nitpick and picnic and
emote a ton.
And think about back when this
game...still...was...fun
Cause you're going to Trammel
Consent PvP.
You've got a group (got a group)
got a group
If you want RP.
Because you're bitching and
moaning and paying the pot,
You're patching, and patching
and rebooting a lot.
You're bitching and moaning
and paying the pot,
You're patching, and patching
and booting a lot.
You're going to hate this.
You knows what you need.
You're thinking of EQ...